MEET THE CREW
OVERVIEW
Suburbia Crew is home to an amazing feature of musicians that unfortunately had no other bands to join. If they did, surely they would be there instead. Nevertheless, the comradery of the Crew is unlike no other music act. Without further ado, here is a complete collection of information regarding the members of the Suburbia Crew.
Erbbage Funky // VOCALS, KEYBOARD, GUITAR, BASS, DRUMS, MIXING
2023-Present
Erbbage Funky. The founder of Suburbia Crew. Where to begin? It's like his brain child... at least it would be if there was any intelligent effort actually put in. Known for not being funny or musically inclined, Erbbage sat down one day and asked, "How can I make a fool out of myself trying to do both?" Rumor has it, to this day, he's still trying to thrive in a business of which he has little to no skill.
Mr Burns // DRUMS
2023-2024
Mr Burns has a way of not showing up to record... like ever. Despite being arguably the most talented of the original Crew members, we probably gonna fire him. Just don't tell him that yet.
Despite being great on drums, Burns only stands at a measly 3 and a half feet tall or something like that. If you happen to glance down and see him somewhere, tell him we still got stuff to record.
Insomnia Rea // BASS
2023-2023
Insomnia is not actually a bass player; she is a guitarist who was told to pick up a bass for the first time about two weeks before recording began. So, apologies in advance if the bass playing sucks. Insomnia is given the "accolade" of being the only female original Crew member. Insomnia is in a relationship with Jack Corcoran, and vice versa.
Sonder // GUITAR
2023-Present
Look up the definition of sonder on wiktionary; It's actually a very beautiful word. And now that all the nerds are gone, we can start talking about Sonder, one of the original Crew members. Sonder played strictly acoustic prior to joining the Suburbia Crew. His mind was blown when he found out pushing one button on an amp, which HE OWNED, made his guitar distorted.
Jack "Corky" Corcoran // KEYBOARD, VOCALS
2023-2024
The default keyboard player bio reads: "Jack is the master of melody in our band. His soulful keys and electrifying solos will take you on a musical journey." Jack Corcoran is not like that... at all. If Corky knew how to keep time, we would easily have thirty albums out by now. But we love and respect him as an original Crew member.
Jack of Spades // MIXING, MASTERING
2024-Present
By complete random chance encounter, we ran into Jack of Spades in the lobby of a college dorm. Not long after, he was turning our shitty-sounding shitty songs into not-so-shitty-sounding shitty songs. He has the magical power to transform the sonic descriptions given into the proper sounds... on the 13th draft.
B-Rad // DRUM MACHINE, STUDIO MANAGER
2023-Present
Suburbia Crew Studio A - located in Harrisburg, PA - is owned by none other than B-Rad and his wife. Without the reluctant aid of B-Rad providing us with Studio A, Suburbia Crew would have never happened. Additionally, B-Rad supplied most of the instruments used for Suburbia Crew, including the Casio Keyboard drum machine he plays in one of our songs.